pet peeves

while in the cinema, please, i repeat please don't ever ever do these things.
THEY ARE FREAKING IRRITATING! :

1) TEXTING - seriously, the light from the phone is really distracting. and the sound of the keypads, i just can't stand it! if u wanna text, please leave the hall. others are paying to enjoy the movie.

2) FIDGETING IN UR SEATS - shaking ur feet non stop while sitting with ur legs wide open, hence sending annoying vibrations to the person next to u. especially if u r a guy, it's really making us girls uncomfortable. what are u? epileptic or something?

3) SNACK ON SUNFLOWER SEEDS - it's like sitting with a bunch of overgrown, mutated squirrels. apart from the irking munching sound, it's just plain dirty.

4) COMING IN LATE - if ur show starts at 8.30, it means to be in the hall before that. not barging in at 8.45, giggling & shoving each other like u own the place. what's worst, those who can't decide who sits where, next to whom & switching places in the middle of the movie. give me a break, will u?

5) ROCK & KICK THE SEAT IN FRONT OF U - i know i might look like i seriously need a massage coz im all tensed at the back but trust me, ur rocking & kicking at my seat won't do me any good. instead, it'll tense me even more. we both don't want that to happen, right?

6) BEING A BROKEN RECORD - we are all paying to watch the movie, expecting to enjoy the experience. so i would really appreciate it if u just shut the effing up coz i don't need to listen again about what just happened. i have eyes & ears & they're still functioning, thank u very much.

7) DON'T PUT UR PHONE ON SILENT MODE - this is the worst violation in the movie theater yet. if i could have it my way, i'd snatch the phone from ur hands & ask u to choose. either i throw it to the wall & break it into pieces or drop it to the floor & stomp on it? or should i just shove it down ur throat down to ur bowels? pick ur poison.

i've been in a very bad mood lately & coming across these species in the cinema really pisses me off. so if u think u fit one of these descriptions, please hear my plea & change ur movie-watching habits. the rest of other movie goers & i who just wanna have some peace while in the movies would really appreciate it.